• Doug: Don't worry, Spence. You'll find someone just as good or better than Denise.
  • Spencer: Oh yeah? Will I find someone who's as into avant garde film as I am? Or folk dancing? Or is a 9th level player in Magic: The Gathering?
  • Doug: ...
Doug: I think I’m gonna throw up.

Carrie: Who throws up from an owl?

Doug: Look, I was expecting pinecones, and I got a square-shaped bird. It’s very disturbing.

Doug: I think I’m gonna throw up.

Carrie: Who throws up from an owl?

Doug: Look, I was expecting pinecones, and I got a square-shaped bird. It’s very disturbing.